Greetings, friend! Do any of the following statements sound familiar to you?
“I really like house and bass music, but sometimes i just wish the DJ would play something /faster/.”
“Relentless breakbeats and hard, pounding basslines are the only thing that seem to calm the bees in my head.”
“I love dubstep but when I’m at a show and the DJ randomly starts playing DnB, I get really excited. But sometimes right at the drop, they go right back into more wubwubs and I die a little inside.”
“I’ll listen to anything as long as it’s hard, mean, fast, and a little stupid.”
“I’m neurodivergent/queer/mentally ill/a furry/all of the above.”
“Man, I fuckin’ love jazz.”
If you answered yes to any of these—congratulations! You’re a perfect candidate for our latest event! Grab your friends, strap on your running shoes, and get ready to go fast as FUCK, BOIIIII!!!11/
MEET YOUR HOSTS:
D0M0 is a lean mean Happy Hardcore machine. A Seattle-based DJ taking big inpiration from local Seattle artists Ian K, Jimni Cricket, and more mainstream Happy Hardcore DJs/producers such as S3RL and Gammer, this human being loves their beats mixed fast, hard and chaotic as all fuck, with a big passion for Happy Hardcore, multi-genre sets and technical mixing. Appearing on web-based Seattle Radio's like SPIN SPIN SUPER, Seattle Hardcore and The Fuck Yeah Factory in the past, along with sharing the stage with acts like Alex Prospect, S3RL, DJ Irene and local artists Ian K and Jimni Cricket, this artist has a big passion for sharing music with the masses any chance they can get.
HERMIT is the alter-ego of queer, Seattle-based club musician Logan Gleason, who focuses on driving beats and contrasting sound objects to create a club experience that is both raw and refined. With a mix of minimal and refined grooves and maximal sound design that is tempered within the constructed sonic landscapes of their tracks, Hermit paints a brutal yet hopeful sound for the club environments that they occupy.
Appearing alongside acts like Wreckno, Um.., and Vampa, Hermit mixes their unique take on club and bass seamlessly into a vision that fits both the underground and the festival stage.
PERPETUAL MOTION
200kw to the tongue
Perpetual Motion is the perpetually high speed ramblings of Olas.
LAVA$AGÑA
Widely known as a hater first and a human second, LAVA$AGÑA is the final form of Alicia Torres, local bully and frequent host of Emo Therapy at the Wild Buffalo. Florida swamp trash by day and unhinged feral techno goblin by night, LAVA$AGÑA is unable to comprehend anything under 140 BPM. They will definitely steal the aux at your party and when confronted, simply yell, “WHAT’S THE MATTER, YOU KIDS DON’T LIKE JAZZ?!” and scurry into the void while cackling maniacally. They will have also stolen your lighter.